Zeif Speaks

Thursday, August 31, 2006

MTV Awards



I don't know hardly any of these damn people on the MTV Awards.

This one girl looks like Jennifer Lopez - but I don't even know. Paris Hilton was wearing kind of a big dress in the middle. She said that the guy from the All American Rejects was a hot guy - but I just don't see it.

Ludacris was really weird.

I liked what Black Eyed Peas said about positive hip hop making an impression. I definitely feel that one.


Is Madonna getting snubbed by the MTV's?

And why does Justin Timberlake flagrantly steal MJ's moves and style? I got nothing against JT though, he was kind of fun tonight.

Jack Black is pretty cool, but no one has been better than Chris Rock a few years ago. That was crazy, but he did make fun of all of the nominees that night, so I guess MTV and all the stars don't want that.

I just think a lot of the songs don't seem to have any tunes. Believe it or not, that's why I really like the new Paris Hilton song "Stars are Blind." At least it has a tune and you can understand what's going on. A lot of band just give you a mish mosh and don't really bring you a song that you can sing to yourself later.

The treadmill dance was wild.

Why was the midget from Jackass naked? He isn't hung up about that at all.

How come they have a great Maria Sharpova commercial, but they have that stupid song "I feel pretty" and you know that commercial costed a lot of money. They should have chosen a different song, like "everybody wang chung tonight"

Looks like Missy is almost thin again.

Sara Silverman is kind of funny.

Was I the only one who kind of liked Diddy hosting? He wasn't an A+ but he gave the show some style.

I just don't like TI. I like his story, and he may be a cool guy, but the bottom line is I don't like his songs.

He's singing "Shoulder Lean" Actually, my shoulder is leaning right now as I type on this laptop.

I can't stand when artists come on the MTVs or other award shows and do a medley. Its much cooler for them to do a really great spectacular version of ONE song than the medley. Medleys never make the highlight reel.

The Virgin cell phone ad with the hooligans wearing Lincoln masks is horrible. They harass that poor bodega owner. funny! Especially since people in masks target places like that all the time. Really funny! I don't think that commerical wil make anyone want a Virgin phone. Do you know one person with a Virgin phone?

Sara Silverman's jokes about Paris Hilton were really bad. Her talentless husband Jimmy Kimmel must have written those jokes for her.

The Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award goes to... Hype Williams! I had no idea that he was the man behind so many great videos. The colors and images he uses are really inspired. Do you think he was smoking something when he came up with those ideas?

Panic at the Disco and Fall Out Boy are both bands that I don't like. Tuneless yawnfests. But what isn't yawn inspiring when ur a sleep deprived teacher.

Pink just tried to get political for a second. Go back to being pink, Pink! Remember when she was claiming to be the female Eminem?

AFI just said that the best Rock video was chosen by the fans - that just isn't true. And why are they dressed all glam and gay. And why did Lou Reed walk away from them when they tried to say what's up to him?

When are the Country Music Awards?

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